who i'm not/what i've never done:
a wrestler;
an actor based in seattle;
an anesthesiologist in california;
a dentist in ontario;
been to hawaii;
worked in congress;
written a hotel review.

who i am/what i've done:
a lawyer;
a music teacher;
been to carlile junction, wy;
once hired to photograph a parade in new orleans;
driven cross-country twice;
written a couple of articles for a long-defunct forensics journal;
written a couple of yelp reviews.

if you don't already know me, i feel no shame in not revealing myself to you. this space is otherwise dead so no answers here. and if you do know me, hi. and bye!

c.2000-present day, me.